he shaved USA in his pubs
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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