haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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