Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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