We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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