It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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