You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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