please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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