Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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