I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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