haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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