And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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