i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
this will be a night to untag.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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