he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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