Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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