it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No subtext here. People are naked.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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