Nicole vs. Life
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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