I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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