I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
