I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just gargled with NyQuil
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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