i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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