I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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