3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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