come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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