Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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