She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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