The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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