My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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