he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
this is an emotional support booty call
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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