"it" just moved
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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