Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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