Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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