the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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