the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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