I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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