her vagine was all disorganized.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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