hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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