Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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