Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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