She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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