We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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