she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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