In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm always down for nudity.
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