who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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