Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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