Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
zippers are such a cool invention
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.