She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations