Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it