CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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