This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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