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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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