how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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