do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
