i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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