i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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