Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just pee around me
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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