I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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