just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
why do cheetos always look like penises
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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