I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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