I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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