this just has baby written all over it
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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